Hey, my precious seven blog readers. I’m only checking in to tell you this Monday’s episode is canceled. Sorry. I know the deal was “Always Mondays”, but I’ve been lying in bed with a heavy flew, and for the life of me, I can’t shoot my arrows straight. 🙁

I need a sidekick!

My name is Oliver Clean, and right now I feel like I’ve been getting my ass kicked for the last 500 years.